I've Got A Boner For Christmas letra

I've got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas

Nerf Herder - Letras

• 2nd Best
• 5000 Ways To Die
• Annalee
• Are You Ready For Summer
• Baby Let Me Rock You
• Blue Lite Special
• Blue Sky
• Boys Wanna Rock
• Bridge Under Troubled Water
• Busted
• Can't Help Myself
• Can't Wait
• Cashmere
• Come Back Down [hidden track]
• Courtney Love
• Deck the Halls
• Defending the Faith
• Diana
• Do The Maurie
• Doing Laundry
• Don't Hate Me (Because I'm Beautiful)
• Down On Haley
• Easy Mark
• Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song
• Feelin' Bad (demo)
• For You
• Golfshirt
• Golfshirt Part 2
• Heaven's Not Far
• High Five Anxiety
• Highschool
• Hollywood Babe
• Hospital
• Hotel California
• I Can't Help Myself
• I Know What You're Getting For Xmas
• I Only Eat Candy
• I've Got A Boner For Christmas
• Jacket
• Jenna Bush Army
• Jonathan
• Karaoke King
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Lamer Than Lame
• Lamer Then Lame
• Let Me Rock You
• Life On Mars
• Lipstick On Your Collar
• Love Sandwhich
• Mr. Blue Sky
• Mr. Spock
• Nervous Breakdown
• New Jersey Girl
• New Wave Girl
• Nose Ring Girl
• Nosering Girl
• Oh Me, Oh My
• Out of Reach
• Pantera Fans In Love
• Pervert
• Rappin' Nerf Herder
• Rise Above
• Rock City News
• Sad, Sad Song
• Santa Has a Mullet
• Second Best
• She's A Sleestak
• She's In The Hospital
• Sigfried & Roy
• Sigfried And Roy
• Sorry
• South Of Heaven
• The Sportsmans Bar
• Thinking of You
• Thrown It All Away
• Van Halen
• Vivian
• Walkng Disaster
• Welcome to My World
• You Ready For The Summer?
• You're Gonna Be The One Who's Sorry
• You've Thrown It All Away